Miel jetson

[Miel jetson]

[westbor0baptistchurch]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[galvan-in-portland]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit]

☝🏾😂

[mrsolodolo24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[someoneintheshadow446]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[keeeeeyonna]

I REBLOGGED THIS 5 TIMES DAMNIT

[Miel jetson]

[yaysatan]

Despite everything, it’s still you. [insp.]

[Miel jetson]

[victorpopejr]

guy who wants to make up with his friend after a fight watches make up tutorials

[Miel jetson]

[naturalhairqueens]

she’s so pretty!

[Miel jetson]

[kikoxxiu]

I’m gonna be a ginger 4evaaaa ;~* !

[Miel jetson]

[black-people-twitter]

Skateboarding chicken || black-people-twitter.tumblr.com

[Miel jetson]

[limbovulture]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[prancingtrashcan]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[Miel jetson]

[victorpopejr]

If custody battles were rap battles

[assflat]

oh my god

[Miel jetson]

[pearlouettes]

Fresh Amedots™

[pearlouettes]

a couple ppl tagged screaming for a FUSION so here’s onnnne:

@buyakasha ‘s beautiful kammererite is the only amedot fusion of my HEART i love her

[Miel jetson]

[uglyassprettyboy]

At niiiight I think of youuuuu

Originally posted by susarmisinciddiolucambirazdan

[uglyassprettyboy]

I waaaant to be yo lady babayyyy

Originally posted by chalcedonyroses

[allbeautynobooty]

If your game is on gimme a call boo

Originally posted by history-of-art

[his-liquid-poetry]

If your love is strong I’ll give it all to you

Originally posted by dopedelilah

[jjsinterlude]

At night, I think of yoooooouuuuu

Originally posted by herabnormalbliss

[i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse]

I want to be your lady, babaaay!

Originally posted by nalgaslove

[avereaux]

If your game is on, gimme a call boooooo

Originally posted by tiaalu

[triniboi]

If your love is strong, gonna give my all to youuuu !!!

Originally posted by zorritss-ctm

[corbeezyyy]

Fuck it up Tina!